I was amused

These are my horoscopes for today and they make me laugh. When it comes to horoscopes, I am of the mentality "A broken clock is right two times a day." So while I do have these up on my facebook, I don't actually put any stock in them. I find them amusing and I like to laugh when they're dead wrong and be entertained when they're right. Of all the horoscopes, I think that Tarot cards are the biggest crock, which is why I find them the most amusing. And before any tarot-supporters get their knickers in a twist, simmer down. First: I can read tarot cards. I do it for fun. I know how they work, and I'm familiar with them. I can also read palms. I also can see auras. I can feel and manipulate energy. (Have you ever had a ball of anger thrown at you? I was pretty good at it for a while.) I also do dream interpretation. So, considering that I'm a pretty qualified candidate for all this crockery, you'd think I buy into it. But I don't.
Anyhow, why the Tarot card is funny:
Immediately I thought of my ex. I was for a moment very excited (in the entirely amused, I-don't-put-stock-in-this sort of way) that we may repair things and live happily ever after. He is younger than me by a few months. And if we DID managed to miraculously fix everything, it would very much be the puppy love sort of thing.
Today in my aerobics class at church, a baby drooly boy came and stayed by my yoga mat. I ruffled his hair, said hello, blew kisses, and made him smile. He gave me a big grin, held my fingers, and wouldn't leave.
There was my young lover for the day. Hahahaha.
Why the Chinese Horoscope is funny:
My thoughts again immediately went to J. He and I are both Tigers, so this horoscope applies to both of us. It's always amusing when it's off the mark for me, but dead on for him. And usually it always works out that way. So either one of us is about to have a REALLY great day, or ...not. It will be fun to wait and see.