Bad Translator. Thanks, Heather.

"The reason I don't want to get close to anyone is because they always disappoint me. I expect and hope better for and of them. I am alone in my standards."

...54 translations later we get:

"When necessary, we hope, very lucky. I think so."

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"I often find myself loving people more devotedly and fiercely than they could ever possibly return. Which is how I end up with a shattered heart so often, and they have no idea."

...54 translations later we get:

"They are very happy. It is not good."


"Hey there. I like your hair. Who does your hair? I want to go there."

...54 translations later we get:

"Hi, I am Delighted to help your hair? Female"


"I love you."

...54 translations later we get:

""I love you."

AFRIKAANS : Ek is lief vir jou.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
ALBANIAN : I love you.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
ARABIC : أحبك.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
BELARUSIAN : Я люблю цябе.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
BULGARIAN : Аз те обичам.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
CATALAN : T'estimo.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
CHINESE : 我爱你。
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我爱你。
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我愛你。
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
CROATIAN : I love you.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
CZECH : Miluji tě.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
DANISH : Jeg elsker dig.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
DUTCH : Ik hou van je.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
ENGLISH : I love you.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
ESTONIAN : Ma armastan sind.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
FILIPINO : Mahal kita.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
FINNISH : Rakastan sinua.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
FRENCH : Je t'aime.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
GALICIAN : Quérote.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
GERMAN : Ich liebe dich.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
GREEK : Σ 'αγαπώ.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
HEBREW : אני אוהבת אותך.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
HINDI : मैं तुम्हें प्यार करता हूँ.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
HUNGARIAN : Szeretlek.
Back to ENGLISH : I love you.
ICELANDIC : Ég elska þig.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
INDONESIAN : "Aku mencintaimu.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
IRISH : "Is tú mo ghrá.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
ITALIAN : "Ti amo.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
JAPANESE : "私はあなたを愛して。
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
KOREAN : "당신을 사랑합니다.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
LATVIAN : "Es mīlu tevi.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
LITHUANIAN : "Aš tave myliu.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
MACEDONIAN : "Те сакам.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
MALAY : "Aku mencintaimu.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love.
MALTESE : "I love.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love.
NORWEGIAN : "Jeg elsker.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love.
PERSIAN : "من عشق است.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love.
POLISH : "Kocham.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love.
PORTUGUESE : "Eu te amo.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
ROMANIAN : "Te iubesc.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
RUSSIAN : "Я люблю тебя.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
SERBIAN : "Волим те.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
SLOVAK : "Milujem ťa.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
SLOVENIAN : "Ljubim te.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
SPANISH : "Te amo.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
SWAHILI : "I love you.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
SWEDISH : "Jag älskar dig.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
TAGALOG : "Mahal kita.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
THAI : "ฉันรักคุณ
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
TURKISH : "Seni seviyorum.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
UKRAINIAN : "Я люблю тебе.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
VIETNAMESE : "Tôi yêu bạn.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
WELSH : "Rwyf wrth fy modd i chi.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.
YIDDISH : "איך ליבע איר.
Back to ENGLISH : "I love you.